June 2012
62 posts
getting back into the habit of sleeping before 5...
ssweaterweather:
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other
the avengers? →
funniest10k:
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
fuck.
so i might not have a job this summer after all.
i thought children were the unreliable ones, not adults.
yessss
might be getting a car!!!!!!
ive found my babyyy its perfect!!!
1994 jeep wrangler <33333
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
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so at the radiohead concert..
there was this guy in front of me who was smoking something. and he was sooo paranoid. he kept twitching and looking around for security and at one point someone took a picture and the flash was bright and he must’ve thought it was a flashlight because he DROPPED to the floor and went into like fetal position. it was HILARIOUS.
also I made Mat laugh numerous times last night. which was...
radiohead tonighttt
I have a stomachache someone come feed me soup :’(
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
Watchgrey-macaw:
dftbalex:
lambser5:
fapitalism:
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
I need this on my blog once more.
always
can this be our graduation song
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I'm so excited
I kind of made a new friend today! YAY YouTube and Tumblr and INTERNET friends!
So I was just about to go to sleep.
Then something rustled in my corner.
No way in hell am I sleeping now.
